At Home I Pee IN The Toilet, Not On It

Wife does not like urine on the rim of the toilet. We keep our toilets super clean. Sanitary wipes, frequent sponging, Pine-sol, Lysol, cleaned and recleaned. Our toilets are conveniently located next to bathtubs and/or counters, so I have no problem kneeling on one knee next to them and peeing in the toilets instead of standing in front of them and splattering on the rims. If I’m in pajamas (a pair of old gym shorts) or sweat pants, I just sit down. I like the cleaner toilets, too: less stink, and less cringe when I see or touch them. Of course we keep the floors clean and piss-splatter free, too.

Do your wife, your kids, your guests, and yourself a favor and pee IN the toilet. It really isn't that big of an adjustment to make.

Watch Out For Urinals, Too

I know men can get sexually transmitted diseases from inadvertently touching contaminated toilet seats, because it happened to me. Recently, I happened to accidentally touch the upper member of a urinal. It shocked me for a moment. I peed quickly and washed myself. That area of the urinal appeared clean, and I doubt any contamination, but surprise!, you've got to watch yourself.

Men CAN Get Sexually Transmitted Diseases From Toilet Seats: I Know, Because I Did

It irks me when I hear someone say, "You cannot get a disease from a toilet seat. There is no scientific evidence of it ever happening." From 1970 to 1972 I was stationed on the USS Lang, DE1060, in Long Beach, California. A lot of sailors, not many toilet stalls. Roberts left one and I took his place. Sitting down, my penis touched some slimy substance on the toilet seat. I wiped it off, but the damage was done. Roberts had apparently dripped or smeared discharge from his infected penis onto the seat just before I sat down.

Of course I did not know until I later needed to visit the ship's sick bay, where I caught that Roberts was the only other active case on the ship. I had not been with anyone else who had the disease, so at least men can transmit this disease by inadvertently touching a contaminated toilet seat. It was unfortunate and perhaps rare, but it did happen, can happen, does happen. I am certain that the medical records of the USS Lang for Daniel Steele and D. Roberts are still available to any researcher who wants to prove it.

PS: This might be a one post blog, as I do not intend to monitor or maintain it. As for client confidentiality, when you are Government Issue you have no such rights.